I realize that this makes me look like a negligent parent, especially to those of you who do not have kids, but those of you who do, know that a child can get his hand to his mouth at about the speed of two atoms flying toward each other in a particle accelerator. And that their tiny fingers make for the most accurate set of tweezers. So, though all of these things have found their way into little man's mouth, none have been swallowed or choked on. I swear.
1. the open end of a sunscreen tube (sans lid)
2. a nickel
3. the cord for the record player (covered in hair)
4. the dog's squeeky bone
5. the dog's actual bone (cow femur)
6. the dog's foot
7. the dog's tongue
8. a furniture pad
9. my husband's shoe
10. two dvd cases with Brad Pitt on the cover
11. my toe
12. the legs of the coffee table
13. scooby doo
14. a brown paper bag
15. the edges of the rug
Can you tell he is army crawling everywhere?
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